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If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.
ocheano:

yesterday i was depressed and my boyfriend told me this 
- my story -

mike-182:

Doing nothing with you is my favorite thing to do

theunimaginables:

Made my boyfriend stop the car just so I could take this.
unsorrows:

The Thoughts of You
unphase:

I found a bunch of links full of hilarious texts. Click below on all of the links and you’ll see the articles!
Mom Text Fails
The Most Flawless Responses To A Wrong Number Text… LOL
15 Hilarious Auto-correct Fails 
Funniest Bad Breakup Texts
Brilliant Emoji Masterpieces 
Drunk Text Fails
(don’t delete the caption)
newyorkfamous:

deuo:

grinds-my-gears:

aquasaur:

Reasons Why Girls Don’t Give Blowjobs
Hot New Pics Of Jennette McCurdy (iCarly)
Girls With Ugly Faces But Perfect Bodies
Celebs Who Started As Porn Stars
Hottest Celeb Booties of 2014
What Your Sleep Position Says About Your Relationship
How To Drive Men Crazy With Yoga Pants
Best Selfies Of 2014
10 Things Guys Hate In Bed

OMG, the article about blowjobs is true!

I should really start wearing yoga pants.


WHAT, MARILYN MONROE STARTED AS A PORN STAR!?